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Noynoy’s love fest
President Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III is indeed a man on the fast lane, literally and figuratively. But driving his Porsche 911 twin-turbo at 200 kilometers per hour isn’t fast enough to catch up with
Read More »Whistleblowers Anonymous
Three men and two women recently joined the Whistleblowers Anonymous. The moderator asked them to be seated with the other members in a circle and then he explained the rules to the new members.
Read More »Shooting Buddies and Drug Mules
P-Noy called for a closed-door meeting of his inner circle consisting of his three “shooting buddies,” Rico E. Puno, Ronnie Llamas, and Virgie Torres. The meeting goes like this: P-Noy: Sorry I had to
Read More »A Glass Mansion for Noypi
Mojo called Noypi. Their conversation went like this: Noypi: Hello. Mojo: Hello, Noypi? Noypi: Yes, this is Noypi. Is this Mojo? Mojo: Yes, This is Mojo. Hey, I have good news for you, Noypi!
Read More »‘The Good, the Bad and the Ugly’
Just like the classic Italian spaghetti western, “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly,” Pinoy “gunslingers” wearing gold stars on their epaulets took center stage when the “good” gunslinger started shooting from the hip
Read More »“Hello, Garcia”
My investigative reporter James Macaquecquec reported that a new wiretapped conversation — similar to the “Hello, Garci” tapes a few years ago — surfaced in Manila recently. James sent me a copy of the
Read More »P-Noy’s New Year’s Resolution
The Christmas party hosted by President Benigno “P-Noy” Aquino III at his official residence, Bahay Pangarap (Dream House), was austere compared to ex-president Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s nine extravagant Christmas parties during her presidency. However,
Read More »Troublemaker vs. Troubleshooter
A battle royale is looming on the horizon between P-Noy’s Chief Troublemaker, Rico E. Puno, and his soon-to-be Chief Troubleshooter, Mar Roxas. It would make the gunfight at OK Corral look like kids playing
Read More »‘Goodbye, I hate to see you go’
Days after President Benigno “P-Noy” Aquino confirmed that he was dating his stylist Liz Uy, sources to P-Noy and Liz told ABS-CBN News that P-Noy “has not been successful in winning the celebrity stylist’s
Read More »‘P-Noyparazzi’
A new breed of “paparazzi” is born! They’re the “P-Noyparazzi,” a group of Pinoys following President Benigno “P-Noy” Aquino III’s love life and reporting their sightings of him and his dates in the newspapers,
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